There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
* When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will score over 1600.
* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant
*Rajanikanth's acting is so good that he even makes onions cry.
* Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.
* Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
* Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
* Rajanikanth can kill a shark by drowning it.
* Rajanikanth can play the violin... with a piano.
* When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on....... he turns the darkness off.
* Rajanikanth once had a heart attack............... his heart lost.
* When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths.
* Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further!
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
* When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will score over 1600.
* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant
*Rajanikanth's acting is so good that he even makes onions cry.
* Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.
* Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
* Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
* Rajanikanth can kill a shark by drowning it.
* Rajanikanth can play the violin... with a piano.
* When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on....... he turns the darkness off.
* Rajanikanth once had a heart attack............... his heart lost.
* When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths.
* Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further!
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