You think any game can be won in the last 2 minutes
You cannot play football with your collar down
You think making things hard for yourself is a standard way of doing things
You hate everything to do with Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool
You know what the meaning of the word "treble" is.
You know what and where the Theatre of Dreams is located
You can predict the step over patterns of Cristiano Ronaldo.
Football is not football if Manchester United are NOT playing.
Believe that we're still going to win the league even if we were 12 points down, with four games to go.
you wake up at 4am after a night of drinking having had only 2 hours of sleep to watch united play live......... against Watford
If ever watching a match as a neutral, you find a united connection and support that team.
During the summer competitions (Euro, world cup) you hope the countries in which players from united represent do poorly so they can get more rest for the season.
You never get tired of explaining why Man Utd is the best even to those who don't know the basics of football and still dare to question your knowledge regarding the game !
When you pick out colors for anything, red black and white are always what you push for...be it a blanket, sweater, or wedding.
Going behind in a match never seems like a major problem
You screw your exams every time by watching late night UCL matches.
Manchester United is THE United and can be said without "Man" in the presence of Newcastle, West Ham, Sheffield, etc. etc. fans
You first look for Man utd on any football game..PC,PS2 etc
The team in that game has to be changed in order to be exactly the same as the one in real life
When your last words will be GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED..
You worship a select few gods by the names of Scholes, Neville, Giggs, Rooney, etc
You know more about the youth squad than most other fans know of their clubs first teams.
You can be asked a number of a player by someone and be able to name them all, and if the number is vacant, name the last player to use the number
You call them Man United, Manchester United, United, the Red Devils, The Babes... but never Man U
Your cell phone's ring is a famous united song or player chant
2/3rds of your time on the computer is based on united... i.e. orkut, espn, soccernet, manutd.com, football manager, etc
You spontaneously come up with chants in front of the TV, much to the delight of the people watching it with you
You cancel your classes when they interfere with matches.
May 26th is a holiday regardless of what is happening.
You run up the wall in your living room yelling with your Man Utd shirt on and end up waking up the whole neighbourhood.
When you cannot watch the game, your friends know to sms you every 5mins to keep you up to date
When walking across the quad on campus and you spot someone wearing a Liverpool shirt, you call them a dirty scouser.
Sir Alex's 4-4-2 is your only way to play football, except when he switches it himself.
When you are out, and would go to even the yuckiest restaurant to watch a Man United game.
Manchester United is religion, The Theater Of Dreams the temple & ManUtd players are Gods.
You cannot play football with your collar down
You think making things hard for yourself is a standard way of doing things
You hate everything to do with Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool
You know what the meaning of the word "treble" is.
You know what and where the Theatre of Dreams is located
You can predict the step over patterns of Cristiano Ronaldo.
Football is not football if Manchester United are NOT playing.
Believe that we're still going to win the league even if we were 12 points down, with four games to go.
you wake up at 4am after a night of drinking having had only 2 hours of sleep to watch united play live......... against Watford
If ever watching a match as a neutral, you find a united connection and support that team.
During the summer competitions (Euro, world cup) you hope the countries in which players from united represent do poorly so they can get more rest for the season.
You never get tired of explaining why Man Utd is the best even to those who don't know the basics of football and still dare to question your knowledge regarding the game !
When you pick out colors for anything, red black and white are always what you push for...be it a blanket, sweater, or wedding.
Going behind in a match never seems like a major problem
You screw your exams every time by watching late night UCL matches.
Manchester United is THE United and can be said without "Man" in the presence of Newcastle, West Ham, Sheffield, etc. etc. fans
You first look for Man utd on any football game..PC,PS2 etc
The team in that game has to be changed in order to be exactly the same as the one in real life
When your last words will be GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED..
You worship a select few gods by the names of Scholes, Neville, Giggs, Rooney, etc
You know more about the youth squad than most other fans know of their clubs first teams.
You can be asked a number of a player by someone and be able to name them all, and if the number is vacant, name the last player to use the number
You call them Man United, Manchester United, United, the Red Devils, The Babes... but never Man U
Your cell phone's ring is a famous united song or player chant
2/3rds of your time on the computer is based on united... i.e. orkut, espn, soccernet, manutd.com, football manager, etc
You spontaneously come up with chants in front of the TV, much to the delight of the people watching it with you
You cancel your classes when they interfere with matches.
May 26th is a holiday regardless of what is happening.
You run up the wall in your living room yelling with your Man Utd shirt on and end up waking up the whole neighbourhood.
When you cannot watch the game, your friends know to sms you every 5mins to keep you up to date
When walking across the quad on campus and you spot someone wearing a Liverpool shirt, you call them a dirty scouser.
Sir Alex's 4-4-2 is your only way to play football, except when he switches it himself.
When you are out, and would go to even the yuckiest restaurant to watch a Man United game.
Manchester United is religion, The Theater Of Dreams the temple & ManUtd players are Gods.
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